Halo Wars

Hey kids, are you tired of real time strategy games(RTS) that demand you play with strategy in mind? Do you hate how these games make you try to conserve troops and organize them into squads? What about how the games give you ten completely different units with unique abilities? Why not just give ten units exactly the same and then we can pick the ones we want to play with? And don't you just hate how they have four or five different races to play, along with completely different units in each race? Its so confusing. Do they really think were gonna play all those races? If you've had problems like these and more then Halo Wars is the game for you.

Only two races! No Strategy! No difference in units! No difference in the two races! Somewhat reminiscent of the games with similar name! That's right kids. Hate strategy? Hate conservation? Leave them all behind shove as many units at the enemy as you damn well please. Like tanks? Send ten of them. Like troops? Send a billion of them. There lives are expendable and you'll still turn out okay. The name of the game is build as many units as you possibly can. Watch as our patented control scheme only allows you to group your army into a single unit and move them at the speed of the slowest unit in the group. It's much simpler that way!

But mister voice, they rank you at the end of each match, and show you have well you did.

Yeah, but they sure don't stop you from playing the way you just did now do they. 

So come on down the Halo Wars and play a game exactly like every other RTS game out there minus strategy and variety.

All joking aside, the games okay. It's entertaining. 

Grammer

I know I'm going to hate myself for this, but in addition to commenting on the subjects could you guys point out any spelling or grammar errors I might have. I'm going to be trying for a MBA soon and part of the application process is an essay not to mention the GMAT test, which is the aptitude test for being accepted into MBA school, tests on grammar. 

Be gentle please.

Circuit City

So I'm back from my trip to our nearby Circuit City, and let me be the first to tell you that place deserves to die. I watched a manager at that store tell two people, one in front of the other, when asked that he didn't work at that store. He would turn away from them while doing this to hide the Circuit City logo on his shirt to help with his story. It wasn't until I stepped in front of him and requested his help that he admitted his place of employment. All that for a damn Gears of war game, which I don't even like mind you. I purchased the game simply to play with friends and for my fabulous parties. I might hold one.

I did find some great deals though sixty dollars for two two gig notebook ram. I'm not sure my computer can take such ram but it was a good deal mind you. Incidentally, that sixty dollars represented the only items of my three-hundred and one dollar purchase that I actually needed. But, they were on sale mind you. This is the reason why I don't go into electronic stores anymore.

The Circuit

CIRCUIT CITY LIQUIDATION WHOOHOOO!!!

Hey there my adoring fans....

Anyway I thought you guys would get a kick out of this one. So here it is.

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofern19blr4

Okay I haven't done this in a while, and even when I was I didn't really get into it. For some reason I couldn't get that link to copy into the body of the text so I had to manually type it in. Anyone who knows how to fix that please let me know. 

Enjoy guys.