Halo Wars

Hey kids, are you tired of real time strategy games(RTS) that demand you play with strategy in mind? Do you hate how these games make you try to conserve troops and organize them into squads? What about how the games give you ten completely different units with unique abilities? Why not just give ten units exactly the same and then we can pick the ones we want to play with? And don't you just hate how they have four or five different races to play, along with completely different units in each race? Its so confusing. Do they really think were gonna play all those races? If you've had problems like these and more then Halo Wars is the game for you.

Only two races! No Strategy! No difference in units! No difference in the two races! Somewhat reminiscent of the games with similar name! That's right kids. Hate strategy? Hate conservation? Leave them all behind shove as many units at the enemy as you damn well please. Like tanks? Send ten of them. Like troops? Send a billion of them. There lives are expendable and you'll still turn out okay. The name of the game is build as many units as you possibly can. Watch as our patented control scheme only allows you to group your army into a single unit and move them at the speed of the slowest unit in the group. It's much simpler that way!

But mister voice, they rank you at the end of each match, and show you have well you did.

Yeah, but they sure don't stop you from playing the way you just did now do they. 

So come on down the Halo Wars and play a game exactly like every other RTS game out there minus strategy and variety.

All joking aside, the games okay. It's entertaining.